Përfshirja e përjavshme e ACP në Gusht!!!!!!!!! #22 [ 2nd – 8th ]

HEY TROOPS OF ACP! THE GREATEST CPA ARMY EVER!

As AUGUST is in FULL SWING, We here at ACP get in the groove to bring our A game and have a great time behind the computer screens because theres no reason to be outside! unless you want to go breathe air, whew! what a week~! AUSIA been beefing up and doing pretty good this week! not only that, but the PBs been pretty groovy!!! Great job to you troops for keeping ACP great! Lots of games were played throughout the week! If you ever are interested in these sort of things, hit us up at our discord and come be apart of the awesomness! BTW also check out the Shamrock Bulletin!

proof that canadians are mean


SHOUTOUT TO!~ PurpleSlime 4 for creating the recaps long long agoooo, kolo for gfx, ACP hcom and staff for being the best in the worllddd, Nikki for getting a sunburn in OVERCAST WEATHER2014, Arizona for having trees(i didnt know), California for having that stupid 55mph for big rigs, Oagal for coming back from his trip to the store to get milk, Bam whom you can find at the end of a cigarette, Skyfish cause he’ll never see this(lol) wheresyour platypus pfp, bei porque SESPANAOL, cassie for the free icecream and exploiting me for labor at cpah

OOFMAN FOR RANKNING UP TO MODERATOR!


AND contributions to this station, from viewers like you, THANK YOU!


ONTO THE RECAPPPPP!!!!!~~~~

LOOK AT MY 200$ FIGURINE FROM china tm JAPAN!!!!


So amazing of a website to use for editing posts! One cool thing that blogger likes to help you with is format the photos and videos we place! Instead of how lazy you fools can be just placing things in the middle BEFORE HAND, blogger gives your fingers quite the workout and places your things to the left unformatted! So genius! One cool thing blogger supports is originality, it puts in place a high security measure where those amatuers who try to paste things willy nilly will be met with frusterating glitches in the end product! Blogger goes the extra mile and is like NO WAY we’re not going to let you paste your lazy plagerism from other posts! So the fun of using a third party program to unformat words is just the beggining, unless you use the unformat feature which i just found out existed an hour ago. Such brilliant minds at google who do nothing more than make the blog poster’s experience the ever more mindful with mental excersizes and carpel tunnel! I don’t know about you, but whenever the convinience comes up where I can paste images on a post in the 21st century, blogger literally READS my mind and is like, ” HOW afwul, that can lead to problems with the formatting!” so I instead go for the url paste image method because of course when pasting images it has to be through unconventional methods, blogger is INTUITIVE AND CREATIVe

This recap is sponserd by,…

BLOGGER

Terrible

SUNDAY, 2ND OF AUGUST

EVENTS

yeah I was a bit aggravated when typing that blogger rant

[UK] Compulsory Rapid Tactical Training Boot Camp

Size: 32

Tactic rating: 10/10!!!!! :ooo

AND.. were there posts on this day? NEIN!!!!!

MONDAY, 3RD OF AUGUST


BREAKDAY!!!!

Blogger sucks, heres some happy vidya game OST music to calm the nerves

THERE WAS A POST TODAY ABOUT THE TROOP OF THE MONTH! WHO IS IT? I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW AND HAVE TO LOOK AGAIN, THATS WHY WE HAVE POSTS TO CHECK BACK TOO!! READ ABOUT IT >>> HERE <<<

OOFMAN IS AWESOME

^ i dont own the rights to the song, but the nostalgia hits home

TUESDAY, 4TH OF AUGUST

EVENTS

 [AUS] Huge Mining Stamp Event

Size: 70

Tactic rating: 9/10

 [US/CA] KNIGHT TAKEOVER EVENT

Size: 44

Tactic rating: 8/10 . why is Canada on the divisionn title??

NO POSTS TODAY?? DANG, I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

WEDNESDAY, 5TH  OF AUGUST

EVENTS

 [AUSIA] Shamrock sQUACKdown!

Size: 41

Tactic rating: 10/10 :ooooo

 [US] TROOP-U LEAD & Sanya’s Birthday!

Size: 38

Tactic rating: 10/10!!!! :0000

You better have gotten sanya something, or else demotions will come soon! ;^

NO POSTS TODAY? MAYBE

Wanna know how it feels to sleep in a big rig top bunk while someone is driving it?

literally not joking, its this ALL NIGHT

THURSDAY, 6TH OF AUGUST

BREAKDAY!

ALTHOUGH… THERES ALWAYS LOTSSA GAMES TO PARTICIPATE IN!

Yeah stef won the card jitsu tourney! lots of others have one before, but like the road is too bumpy to copy paste willy nilly rn .-.

ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!, 7TH OF AUGUST!

EVENTS

[UK/US] THREE WAY BATTLE ACP v LGA v SE

Size: 48

Tactic rating: 9/10

cute dogs 😮 so good to eat!

THEN ON FORTH TO….

SATURDAY, 8TH OF AUGUSTO!!!’

EVENTS

[SPEC OPS] Operation Tip the Berg!

Size: 39

Tactic rating: 7.5/10

 [US/CA] MERMAID TAKEOVER EVENT- RESULTS! 

Size: 40

Tactic rating: 8/10

AND FOR THE LAST OF THE WEEK, HERES A SATIRE BY SOME PERSON NAMED SANYA!! SEE IT >>> HERE <<<

UK + US Force

Current average size: 45+ =

Performance rating: 9.5/10 =


AUSIA Force

Current average size: 45+ =

Performance rating: 9.5/10 =

Overall performance: 19/20!!


Good job ACP troops! keep up the good work! AUGUST looks like its gonna be a banger! make sure to keep up to date with not only events, but with the Shamrock Bulletin and gamedays!!

*The rating is calculated with last week’s
We had successful events this week!


 We had 3 AUSIA events, 1 UK events, 3 US events, and 1 UK/US events


The highest sizes we’ve reached this week were up to 70 during the  [AUSIA] Shamrock sQUACKdown!

  10 posts were posted throughout the week!


UK/US are first ONCE AGAIN, this week with a 9.5/10! and the AUSIA stay at a comfy 8/10!!

So I really would like to drive solo over the road, but as someone who doesn’t have experience in the trucking industry, its pretty foolish to go into it without some training. Most companies do so, for the time being I am being trained, then its team driving for a while. But after that? hopefully in a couple months I can drive solo, it gives more flexibility to drivers AND your by yourself. Which is one of the reasons I wanted to start driving in the first place. Louisiana has some good af chicken and sway fish, I never thought Texas had forested areas, and have you ever seen how cool Arizona and New mexico look at night? Idk either, its always overcast when im out there ._.

^ great OST, great anime, maybe I’ll talk about it sometime, but its like not a little baby anime thats for z00mers

RANDOM VIDS FROM MY PLAYLIST

^ Porkchop is always pretty cool to watch, especially when he roasts glitchless speedruns  LOL

^ Imagine a manga as a anime…

^ it does suck, he is so right

^ back then, we had the CHAD CRT screens!

^ mugshot of a serial nerd

^ HAHA YOU WEEBS DONT KNOW JAPANESE CULTURE HAHAHAHAA

RANDOM PICS FROM SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY..

omfg
blogger

i gotta get more pics ._. next week. ive been busy, so watch next weeks be so epic, its gonna blow cpah’s expectations and make us 1st in the rank and ban RPF from the leaderboards and revive nachos and AR

AND DONT FORGET TO NOT BE A SIMP!

BYEBYE, ITS SO BUMPY TO TYPE ANYTHING ON A LAPTOP!

i get those feels too w old familiar faces as well, sanya. nostalgia hits home

ACP апта сайын шілде-тамыз айларын өткізеді #21 [26th – 1st OF AUGUST!!!!]

actually its Aeropos, anyways.
HEY TROOPS OF ACP, THE GLORIOUS ARMY OF CLUB PENGUIN!
THIS WEEK WAS PRETTY COOL! were all getting ready to ride into AUGUST! summer for some of us is already gonna come to a close soon, so dip into those pools and or other things you do to cool off in that heat.
This week was packed with a couple pb’s, from HF and CC! There were also a bunch of games that were played with fellow troops, like minecraft, hungergames, etc! so keep up to date on when those happen! With AUGUST in full sway, lets Start this AUGUST WITH A BANG!

SHOUTOUTS TOO: PurpleSlime 4 for creating recaps way ago, kolo for gfxx, all of hcom for being the best in the CPA, also to staff as well!, kailey for not knowing who oagal was, Oagal for coming back from his milk shopping trip, beiruk for reminding que mucho jente no saben los paises de las americas, fatchicken for being a chicken, for the truckers in the USA!, OOFman and Daniel for being promoted to the mod team!, Texas, and I probs forgot alot of ppl.
ONTO THE RECAP!!!!!!!! oh btw idk if the language was spelled correctly for the title, hopefully it is.

THIS RECAP IS SPONSORED BY….
THE INTERSTATE US I-10 !
Lonely roads sprinkled in with small towns here and there until you get to Dallas or the Mojave pretty much
SUNDAY, 26TH OF JULY
Events

[UK] Compulsory Rapid Tactical Training Boot Camp
Size: 32
    Tactic rating: 10/10 :ooooo

AHORA VAMANOS A VER UN POSTE MUY FABULOSO DE BEIRUK!!!

MONDAY, 27TH OF JULY
EVENTS
BREAKDAY!!!!!!!
SO CHECK THIS SUPER AWESOME BATTLE FLASHBACK :O by max
TUESDAY, 28TH OF JULY
EVENTS
[AUS] Happy 6 Month Anniversary to CSY!
Size: 42
Tactic rating: 8.5/10

[US] Cowboy Takeover! Moderator Lead!
Size: 40
Tactic rating: 8/10
NOW CHECK OUT THIS EPICNESS, CSY, WHAT IS IT?
WEDNESDAY, 29TH OF JULY
EVENTS

[UK/US] Operation: Delta
Size: 37
Tactic rating: 10/10 :0oooooooooooo

THURSDAY, 30TH OF JULY
EVENTS? NO IT WAS BREAKDAY :OOO
not for me, i was driving 1000’s of miles lol
NO POSTS THIS DAY! GO AWAY! SCROLL DOWN!
ITS FRIDAY!!!!, 31ST OF JULY!!!!!!!
EVENTS
[UK] Practice Battle with Help Force-Victory!   
Size: 58
Tactic rating: 10/10 :oooo
THERE WERE PLENTY OF POSTS ON THIS DAY :OOOOO
This will be dated in a couple days lol, go check it out here <<<

AND, we got a JULY 31st guide made by our’s truly ACP pirate, FatChicken! here <<
SATURDAY, 1ST OF AUGUSTO!!! < for our spanish troops!

VAMANOS A CHEQUIAR LOS EVENTOS DE LA DIA!!!!
[SPEC OPS] Dragon Takeover
Size: 40
Tactic rating: DND/10
[UK/US] 2007-Style Battle vs. Crimson Guardians
Size: 38
Tactic rating: what color is crimson?/chin?
AND WE GOT FOR THE FIRST OF THE MONTH, OFC ALL THE WAY FROM SOME PLACE IN AUSIA, CSY WITH MONTLY PROMOS!
HERE IS THE MONTHLY PROMOS!!! GO KEK EM OUT here <<< !
UK + US Force

Current average size: 50+ =

Performance rating: 9.5/10 =


AUSIA Force

Current average size: 40+ =

Performance rating: 8/10 =

Overall performance: 17.5/20!!


Good job ACP troops! keep up the good work! Lots of fun from this week! Lets start this AUGUST with a BANG!

*The rating is calculated with last week’s
We had successful events this week!


 We had 2 AUSIA events, 2 UK events, 1 US events, and 2 UK/US events



The highest sizes we’ve reached this week were up to 58 during the [UK] PB against HF! – ACP VICTORY!



  13 posts were posted throughout the week!!!! 😮


UK/US are first ONCE AGAIN, this week with a 9.5/10! and the AUSIA stay at a comfy 8/10!!

FUN STUFF IS BELOW THIS WALL OF TEXT, ignore if you want


So this week was my first week working over the road in trucking, very different lifestyle. Ofc cause im new, I have to team drive with a trainer, and then co drive for a couple months probably until I get good so that I can drive solo. I’ve been hitting a bunch of states that I’ve never been in before
Man, its a culture shock, to see the southwest and midwest really puts how big the US is into perspective.
One thing I noticed about places like freaken Texas and Louisiana is their so humid af, 
in my homestate California, its dry hot, but in those other states its just so sticky hot. like damnn
Alot to talk about, Most of what we drive through are those highways you see that are in the middle of nowhere, and then once in a while you’ll see a small town and or an urban area. Such a trip, literally, long roads and plenty of time to think and watch random vids :d
I still need to get better at backing up, which is the only real hard thing about truck driving, but besides that, I’ve been trying to learn pretty quick cause I want to go solo. but I got to be ready for it first, cause truck driving is a pretty sweet way to make cash for introverts who like to be by themeselves.
STATES I’ve driven so far..
TEXAS, ARIZONA, LOUISIANA, OH AND NEW MEXICO!
ANYWAYS, too much to talk about tbh, ive been busier, but these recaps will still come in with all you need to know bout ACP’s week and all the other coolstuff i come across! ON FORTH!
RANDOM VIDS FROM MY PLAYLIST
OOO thats so much WAMM ^
DOS MALWAREEE ^
stuff I watch when im bored.. ^
Okay so this next vid is from the old animation program that you can use in the old dinosaur DS’
Ofc, that was in the before time, you guys probs never seen a portable console w a pen LOL
Destro sent this vid in media and I found it amusing, so theres your plug destro
Now this is a cool channel, he basically deep cleans electronics and its damn satisfying to watch. This one is a gameboy color, which I owned a teal as a kid and a ATOMIC PURPLE as a teen, it was in the before time made by the smart japanese.
This channel is pretty cool too ^
he goes into depth on how things work and stuff, its great to pass the time.
me and my band in a couple yrs ^ if i make a band.
    SOME RANDOM PICS SSSS
RACIST
YOU BETTER LAUGH
demote that canadian
I actually like oatmeal raisin
its an american thing too lol
things were pretty much the same back then
yo flo_0pi come to a damn event
more like carpel tunnel
Make sure to keep up to date with the SHAMROCK BULLETIN AND OTHER THINGS ACP RELATED! If you got any funny or interesting pics/vids, send em to media and or dm me them. they might go into next weeks recap 😮 probs not cause im picky af, but who knows >_>
ALSO, IF YOU DRIVE or know someone who drives, GIVE THOSE DAMN SEMI TRUCKS LOTS OF SPACE, we cant stop in time to save your small car
Anyways, signing off for this week, see you on the road!

AKT-viikoittain kertova kesäkuu [21st – 27th] #17

SQUAD UP TROOPS! we come to another week close! hows it been going?

It’s very hot in cali, 100 degrees so be thankful you live in where ever unless you live in 100 degree weather too. unlike canada where it snows so much. we come to a close of this week and it was epic! alot of fun and we had a couple pbs 😮 DID WE WIN? find out and look over the good fun of this week!
 

SHOUTOUTS: Purple Slime4 for creating these in the old days, Kolo for the gfx, 
HCOM for being the best hcom in cpa!, staff for keeping our server safe, new staff!, nikki for 2014 mmm, cherry always wanting to be in this, pookie for wanting to save 15 mins of CPAM’s lives getting our size numbers( I rigged the numbers) jk, and to that hot girl i saw at the grocery store!, y PARA LAS PERSONAS EN ACP QUE HABLAN ESPANOL!, kailey the clown for not knowing how to spray pam on a pan, to the troops as well, please comment T-T

 SQUAD UP ACP TROOPS

onto the RECAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS RECAP IS SPONSERED BY #events AND….

Sunday, 21st of June
Events
BREAKDAY!!

plz s(c)pam


i used to dance to this…



POSTS 
NEIN

Monday, 22nd of June
Events
[AUSIA] Stamp Hunting
Size: 51
Tactic rating: 9/10
POSTS
NADAAAAA
Tuesday, 23rd of June
Events
[AUSIA] Kicking and Waddling
Size: 38
Tactic rating: 10/10 :oooo
[US] Robot Dance takeover!
Size: 45
Tactic rating: 9.5/10
POSTS
NEINNNN
Wednesday, 24th of June
Events
[UK/US ] Civilian Themed Igloo Raiding
Size: 46
Tactic rating: 8/10
POSTS
NONNNNE
Thursday, 25th of June
BREAKDAY OMG!!!!!!!
POSTS
NONEss
Friday, 26th of June
Events
[UK] Practice battle with DCPVictory!
Size: 48
Tactic rating: 9/10
POSTS
Saturday, 27th of June
Events
Lobster event! [Spec ops]
Size: 70
Tactic rating: 7.5/10
[UK] Practice Battle with Marines – VICTORY!

Size: 47
Tactic rating: 10/10 :ooo

[UK] After Party!

Size: 35
Tactic rating: 8/10

POSTS
NIEEEEN
UK + US Force

Current average size: 9999+


Performance rating: 8.8/10 =

AUSIA Force


Current average size: 50+   ^


Performance rating: 8.8/10 ^

Overall performance: 17.6/20!!


Good job ACP! to everyone! MY AC IS SHUTTING OFF CAUSE MY BREAKER IS SHUTTING OFF TF OMG blah blablhablahlahlajskdjs

*The rating is calculated with last week’s
We had successful events this week!!


 We had 3 AUSIA events, 3 UK events, 1 US events, and 1 UK/US events

The highest sizes we’ve reached this week were up to 70 during the SPEC OPS Lobster event!


  10 posts were posted throughout the week!


So, the US/UK and the AUSIA are tied this week! with a tactic rating of 8.8 each! 😮 great job AUSIA!

me as a student btfo’ing the other students in school

blahblab its hot af here in the western states, ofc it is

VIDYA GAME OST OF THE WEEKK!!!!

WHATS IT GONNA BE???? :OOOO


KOLO DRUMROLL PLEASE…. //////////////////////\\\

…\


ANOTHER KIRBY GAME CAUSE WHY NOT? 
KIRBY’S DREAMLAND 3 😮

https://www.zophar.net/music/nintendo-snes-spc/kirbys-dream-land-3

MY FAV OST OF THE KIRBY SERIES NGL

okay lets finish this recap, its hot and my power went out and the breaker keeps shutting off

me trying to finish and beat the heat

RANDOM VIDS ON MY PLAYLIST!


FIRST, OG NOSTALGIA OF THE WEEK
For the old folks who played games before you were born

^for the OGs in the house!

now for a documentary on something ive been interested in since I was a wee boi

^ one of the most dense places that ever existed on earth

^ for my spanish primos in the house

^ it was already predicated “gamrs”

^ just in case your in the desert

RANDOM PICSSSSSS!!!!!

ofc clown
agreed
BUY THAT MERCH
420 canada
yo tambien
poor ovenrack..

ALRIGHT, check #events and make sure to keep up to date with us and chat with us! dont be a stranger. If theres any ideas you want to shoot, let me know on discord. give me money on my patreaon so i can spend it on some gas. thank you, heres my signature awldf;lskj. ok byeeee see you next weekkksz